Part 1:
"Shiznits, shiznits, shiznits, shiznits!" Kakuzu kept mumbling to himself as Konan checked on Pain's status. "What the f*ck is it now, Kakuzu, you crazy son-of-a-b*tch?" Hidan hissed at the mumbling member. "What happens when he needs to go to the hospital!? I AIN'T GONNA PAY!" Kakuzu shouted at his partner. "You f*cking cheapstake! F*ck you, without a leader, we'll all be hopeless b*tchy dogs who will motherf*cking die like dogs!" Hidan shouted back. "Enough, both of you!" Kisame scolded as he punches both angry members to a nearby wall made of popcorn. "Who the heck put that there!?" Zetsu's black side asked in suprise. "I DID!!! I DID!!!! =D Zetsu is also a good boy!" Zetsu's other side said, jumping around happily. "YAY! TOBI AND ZETSU ARE GOOD BOYS!!!! SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Tobi shouted in excitement as he jumped around with Zetsu. "There's no time for that guys, I'm sorry. He's condition isn't that bad, all we gotta do is soften up this fever of his before we arrive at the hospital to put him in patient mode. That's what I thought up since Kakuzu here's a cheap person, this might pay less if we do my plan!" Konan said as she exited through the door. "Good thinking, un." Deidara said. "Who shall take care of him?" Sasori asks. "Good question, it shall be Ko-" Kisame was cutted off when Konan kicked him. "OW!" Kisame cries out in pain. "We WILL! We will take shifts, just because I'm a girl, doesn't mean I get more shifts than you guys! But I'll take the longer hours, you guys don't know much about Pain!" Konan states angrily as she puts her tounge out at the boys. "Bleh~" she says as she enters into Pain's room again to inform him of their plans.
"Damn her..." Sasori mumbles. "Damn her why, Sasori-no-danna, un?" Deidara asks as he hears the mumble of his partner. "I wanted to take the long hours! So I can find out more about Pain..." Sasori says as he leaves the front of the door. "Wow, such wierd Sasori-no-danna is, hm." Deidara says as he starts his path to the kitchen for breakfast. "DAMN YOU KISAME! YOU F*CKING FISH WHO SMELLS LIKE FISH AND YOUR B*TCHY PARTNER TOO!!!!" Hidan shouts angrily as he runs to his room. "What a hot-head..." Itachi says. "Zetsu-san, wanna play Go Fish? =D" Tobi asks. "Sure, I'll eat the fish... uhh.. uh.. I mean, I mean, yeah, I'll play with you! HeeHee..." Zetsu says as he sweats a little. Tobi raised his right eyebrow under his mask, but shrugged his suspicion off and skipped to his room to get the cards. "You heard nothing!" Zetsu says to the men remaining in front of the door and rushes to the living room to watch his soap opera called, "The Plant and the Fertilizer." Everyone shrugged and left.
Later that day... "Konan.. can I ask you something?" Pain asks his partner, who was preparing medicine. Pain coughed and coughed. "Yeah, sure, but just don't get all fidgety and stuff, your fever will get worse." Konan answers her partner who was in bed coughing and sneezing. "Can.. can you ask Zetsu to make a medicine for my huge headache, please?" Pain asks his partner once more. "Sure.. sure... KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKUUUUUUUUUUZ ZZZZZZZZZZZUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Konan shouts. "What?" Kakuzu said as he enters the room quickly. "I'll pay you one hundred bucks if you deliver this note to Zetsu." Konan says to the panting Kakuzu. "SURE!" Kakuzu says as he makes the deal and sets off to deliver the note. "And Kakuzu, make sure you fix Zetsu's popcorn wall, or I'll make you eat expired POPCORN! O:<" Konan says. "OH NOEZ!" Kakuzu cries out and runs. "Kukuku..." "Konan, do you always use the Akatsuki members for your jobs?" Pain suddenly asks. Konan then became silent, and continued on with her work. Pain knew she said yes, and laughed. "Lol.. LOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLLO!" Pain shouts in laughter, but continues to cough. "Don't do that! You'll make your headache worse!" Konan scolded the fevered leader. Pain gave a nod, and continued waiting for a medicine for his burdening headache.